map of the soul: 7
i am larger, better than i thought. i did not know i held so much goodness.
gayeddiek

some extremely metal things eddie does in the book that didn’t make it into the movies:

  • laughs in henry’s face while getting his arm broken
  • kills henry by gouging his eye out and stabbing him with a broken perrier bottle after henry breaks his arm AGAIN
  • manipulates his abusive mother into letting him see his friends while lying in his hospital bed
  • shoves his whole-ass arm into it’s spider mouth and empties his inhaler from inside it’s throat
  • voluntarily sits in the smokehouse despite his “asthma” and actually lasts longer than some of the others
  • provokes henry into attacking him, then is bothered more by what his mother will say than his bloodied nose
  • says he doesn’t care about seeing patrick’s corpse because patrick spat in his face
  • yells at bill to kill it!georgie while it’s small, which actually shifts it’s attention away from bill and causes it to target eddie specifically in it’s next attack
  • beats the everloving shit out of the crawling eye
  • JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING PUSSIES I’M DOING THE MASHED POTATOES ALL OVER IT AND I GOT A BROKEN ARM
  • basically tells his mother’s ghost to go fuck herself, then accepts and finds peace with himself while he’s dying
  • the fact that he does almost all of the above with only one functional arm
posted Tuesday, March 24th with 3,475 notes
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